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Staying in every night and watching sitcom reruns, it's like every night is Prom Night.

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Well gang, I did it. I reached the end of Netflix. Gotta say, Lilyhammer holds up.

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Does anyone need the recipe for my new toothpaste stir-fry?

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I can't think of a better song for these times than "Better Things" as performed by the late Adam Schlesinger and his beloved band Fountains of Wayne. https://t.co/rhhflTMoCZ

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Oh so NOW my accountant says I can buy stock in PornHub.

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My boredom has reached “Memorize the Vice Presidents” level.

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I ordered Postmates while Ubering and started a car chase across five states. Pretty expensive.

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Let's hope the people in charge of jury duty don't find out about Zoom.

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“Alexa, play something upbeat.”
“....No.”

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Since we're all stuck at home, I thought I'd show you how to make simple repairs around the house. https://t.co/DWRwGdZs9V

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Loving my new gravity blanket: it's four hundred pounds, light and noise cancelling, six feet deep….. wait, am I in a grave?

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Fun fact: Twitter is a Belgian word that means, “No *you* shut up.”

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This is Conan O’Brien, reporting from an empty street. https://t.co/fMU8MWOcjX

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"Someone needs to grab this virus by the ears, give it a little shake and say, 'Mister, you're not gonna steal my root beer!" - Joe Biden, probably

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I asked my doctor if I need to cancel my birthday party, but she said that's only for events over 10 people.

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